Rainy Day Star Wars Rankings

This past weekend was the 25th anniversary of The Phantom Menace, as wells as May the Fourth, and Revenge of the Fifth, so many outlets were ranking Star Wars films. I decided to do a rainy day Star Wars ranking. Before we dive in, let me set the stage: these rankings aren’t about which films are the best critically, but rather, which ones I’d want to watch while curled up on the couch on a rainy day. Also, I only included the Skywalker saga. I’m not really sure where I would put Solo or Rogue One.

9. Rise of Skywalker

Bottom of the barrel here. The Rise of Skywalker feels like a mess, honestly. It wasted its talented cast and left me questioning JJ Abrams’ direction. This film feels like a missed opportunity to wrap up the epic saga meaningfully.

8. Attack of the Clones

Attack of the Clones is a film of stark contrasts: when it focuses on Obi-Wan Kenobi’s investigative journey, it captivates with intrigue and thrilling action. However, the film stumbles when it shifts to Anakin and Padmé’s romance, which often feels forced and awkward, mainly due to poor writing. The actors are game, but there is only so much you can do with lines about hating sand. Despite this, the visual spectacle of the film and its key action sequences provide enough entertainment to make it a visually appealing, if narratively uneven, entry in the saga.

7. The Last Jedi

Here’s where my likes start. The Last Jedi is perhaps the most ambitious of all the films. Its stunning visuals set it apart, and while I don’t always agree with the narrative choices, I appreciate the risks it took to bring something new to the table.

6. The Force Awakens

The Force Awakens successfully rekindles the beloved Star Wars magic by blending nostalgia with new elements. It introduces new characters and mysteries, setting the stage for the sequels. However, its reliance on the formula of the original trilogy is both its strength and its weakness, as it leaves many questions open that its successors struggle to answer satisfactorily. And I do blame JJ for that. Don’t build mystery boxes you yourself can’t answer.

5. The Phantom Menace

Trade politics in a kids’ movie? I do think kids can handle politics, but trade politics? It’s a bold move with the whole Trade Federation angle, but The Phantom Menace also reminds us just how amazing the Jedi were. The film is pivotal for introducing us to the complexities of the Galactic Republic and the Jedi’s involvement in these larger political machinations. It also features some of the most memorable sequences in the series, including the podrace and the epic duel with Darth Maul.

4. The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire Strikes Back is often regarded as the pinnacle of the Star Wars saga, deepening the characters and expanding the universe in profound ways. The introduction of new, iconic characters like Yoda and the exploration of themes such as betrayal and destiny contribute to its status. While the Dagobah training scenes may feel slow to me and hence the movie’s ranking here, they are crucial for the development of Luke’s character and his journey toward becoming a Jedi.

3. Return of the Jedi

Return of the Jedi serves as a triumphant conclusion to the original trilogy, providing closure to the arcs of beloved characters. The film balances intense action with emotional depth, culminating in the redemption of Darth Vader and the fall of the Empire. It manages to deliver fan service while still feeling like a natural and satisfying end to the story.

2. Revenge of the Sith

Revenge of the Sith is a compelling and tragic narrative that depicts the fall of Anakin Skywalker and the rise of Darth Vader. The film is emotionally intense and features some of the best action sequences in the series. Here, especially Hayden Christensen shines. He has learned how to work with Lucas’s writing, and he does give as good of a performance as anyone in the saga. Its portrayal of conflict, both internal and large-scale, makes it a standout addition to the saga, and it remains a favorite for its dramatic depth and impactful storytelling.

1. A New Hope

A New Hope not only launched the Star Wars saga but also revolutionized cinema with its groundbreaking special effects and compelling storytelling. The film’s ability to capture the imaginations of multiple generations makes it an enduring classic. Its straightforward yet deeply engaging narrative offers a perfect blend of adventure, intrigue, and heroism, making it the quintessential Star Wars film to watch on any day, rainy or otherwise. If Star Wars had been just this one movie, it would still be revered, perhaps even more so, especially by film snobs. I become that little boy I was in 1977 every time I watch it.

So, there you have it—my rainy day Star Wars rankings. Agree? Disagree? Feel free to share your thoughts and your own rankings! May the Force be with you, always. And if you are interested, here is all of our Star Wars content.